Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

14 Jun 2016

Funny Whatsapp Status for People Who Love to Laugh

funny whatsapp status

Here at Celebrations in 2016 we have a huge list of funny whatsapp statuses so that your friends think you're cool and like you more than they do. Also, a nice status to make people laugh out loud. It will make everyone think that you're a funny person. If you're a boy, there'll be a line of girls behind you because girls like funny guys so here's your chance, pick up any of your favourite funny whatsapp status that you find funny and leave the status do the magic.

Whatsapp Status Funny

  • You correct my english, I correct your face.
  • Mah life mah rulez, mah feet mah shooz. Lol
  • Cool are the kids who are the children of my parents, my parents never seem to be grateful about it.
  • Sarcasm is the ability to insult idiots without them realising it.
  • No, my room isn't messy, it's just that everything is on display.
  • At daytime, I don't believe in ghosts but by the night I become a bit open-minded.
  • Dear karma, I think you're missing out on people.
  • Marriage is like a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
  • People say you can't live without love, I think oxygen is more important.
  • Why is monday so far from friday and friday so close to monday?
  • How do I like my eggs? umm in a cake.
  • Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
  • Bad english- my only turn off!
  • H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K- Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
  • I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
  • I just can't get you out of my mind.
  • Girl is your daddy a baker, cause you got some nice buns.
  • We all would've been screwed, had their been no Google and Wikipedia.
  • I salute the generation who survived school without Wikipedia and Google.
  • I am not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.
  • What is your name? NO
  • Single? No. Taken? No. I am in love with pizza.
  • I do not get drunk, I get awesome.
  • Chocolates immediately melt on my fingers, does that mean I am so hot?
  • A boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and full of shit.
  • I'm not hungry but am bored, hence, I shall eat.
  • There is always a person you hate for no reason.
  • With great power, comes electricity bills. 
  • I love pizza, it doesn't answer back.
  • If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly, I'd be broke cause Imma damn hot.
  • If women could read minds, every second a man would get slapped or punched or both.
  • I am a female. fe=Iron; male=Man. I am Iron man.
  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
  • I don't like morning people and mornings and people.
  • I love that kid who argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.
  • Be yourself cause everyone else is an asshole.
  • Mom says no DP warna rishta aa jayega.
  • If people talk behind your back, then just ignore them and fart on their face.