You're on tinder? ✅
Getting matches? ✅
Getting relationships? ‼️
Getting laid? ❌❌❌
Well, I am here to change that today. It's not enough to get matches and swipe right rigorously every single day. You gotta step up yo game, dawg.
I will help you get the perfect pick up line so you can get laid. Ice breakers never been used before. Best tinder pick up lines unlike the cheesy bullshit every other local guy uses.
Here, I've compiled the best 100 tinder pick up lines that work every single time. They've worked before, they work now and would always work because these are just fool proof.
Let us begin.
100 Tinder Pick Up Lines:
for the times you just wanna have some fun ~
Best Tinder Pick Up Lines
- "Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins... with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks"
- "I'm a freelance gynaecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?"
- "Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick was in your mouth."
- "Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust."
- "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
- "You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time."
- "Are you a magician? because every-time I look at you, everyone disappears."
- "If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right."
- "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them."
- "Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw."
- "Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?"
- "Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?"
- "The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?"
- "I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down."
- "Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"
- "I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you."
- "Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable."
- "Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way."
- "I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!"
- "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
- "Are you African? Because you're a frican babe."
- "What's a smart, attractive, young...Man like myself doing without your number?"
- "Might as well call me Beethoven cause once I'm your boyfriend I'll do anything Für Elise."
- "We should totally skip the week of chatting before a date and just meet up and have a smoke together eat crap and watch shit?"
- "Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!"
- "My d*ck just died can I bury it in your ass"
- "My favorite thing to do is cuddle and watch Netflix. It's like cuddling and watching Netflix, but with [insert name]"
- 👉🏼👌🏼 . 👍🏼?
- "I'd love for you to sit on my face"
- "How do you pronounce your phone number?"
- "My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"
- "Do you believe in love at first swipe"
- "If I was in charge of rewriting the alphabet, I’d make sure U and I were right beside each other."
- "I know someone that’s totally into you and if I wasn’t so shy I’d tell you who she was."
- "You can kiss me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure your name is…Robert?"
- "I’m sad cuz I lost my teddy bear. Can I please sleep with you tonight?"
- "Tell me, did the police arrest you a little earlier? It’s gotta be illegal for"