9 Dec 2018

102 Tinder Pick Up Lines That Will Definitely Get You Laid 😍

You're on tinder? ✅
Getting matches? ✅
Getting relationships? ‼️
Getting laid? ❌❌❌
Well, I am here to change that today. It's not enough to get matches and swipe right rigorously every single day. You gotta step up yo game, dawg.

tinder pick up lines

Tinder - the matchmaker, the one that'll get you a boo or even get you laid. It truly depends on YOU on what you make of your tinder experience, just like your college experience. Well, when it comes to some of us, we're on the app looking for something casual, something fun and not always a long term relationship or even dating.

I will help you get the perfect pick up line so you can get laid. Ice breakers never been used before. Best tinder pick up lines unlike the cheesy bullshit every other local guy uses.

Here, I've compiled the best 100 tinder pick up lines that work every single time. They've worked before, they work now and would always work because these are just fool proof.

Let us begin.

100 Tinder Pick Up Lines:

for the times you just wanna have some fun ~

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Best Tinder Lines

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Best Tinder Pick Up Lines

  1. "Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins... with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks"
  2. "I'm a freelance gynaecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?"
  3. "Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish this dick   was in your mouth."
  4. "Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust."
  5. "On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
  6. "You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time."
  7. "Are you a magician? because every-time I look at you, everyone disappears."
  8. "If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right."
  9. "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them."
  10.  "Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw."
  11.  "Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?"
  12.  "Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?"
  13.  "The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?" 
  14. "I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down."
  15.  "Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"
  16. "I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you."
  17. "Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable."
  18. "Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way."
  19. "I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!"
  20. "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
  21. "Are you African? Because you're a frican babe."
  22. "What's a smart, attractive, young...Man like myself doing without your number?"
  23. "Might as well call me Beethoven cause once I'm your boyfriend I'll do anything FΓΌr Elise."
  24. "We should totally skip the week of chatting before a date and just meet up and have a smoke together eat crap and watch shit?"
  25. "Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!"
  26. "My d*ck just died can I bury it in your ass"
  27. "My favorite thing to do is cuddle and watch Netflix. It's like cuddling and watching Netflix, but with [insert name]"
  28.  πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ . πŸ‘πŸΌ?
  29. "I'd love for you to sit on my face"
  30. "I’m new to this city, can you show me the way to your heart?"
  31. "If we were to go out for dinner, where would we go?"
  32. "Do you read Dr. Seuss? Cause green eggs and DAMNNN GIRL."
  33. "On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need."
  34. "Does this mean we're exclusive? ;) "
  35. "🍴🍴🍴🍴 I’ve got all these forks and knives all I need is a little spoon."
  36. "What’s a smart, attractive man/woman like myself doing without your number?"
  37. "I can feel you staring at my profile from here"
  38. "Hey, what’s up gorgeous girl? Seriously terrified of your response."
  39. "Ffffffiiiiiirrrreeee! No doubt…when you yell fire you grab attention good or bad."
  40. "Have you got a Bandaid cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you."
  41. "Do you happen to have a map cuz babe I am getting lost in your eyes."
  42.  "I need to tell you something. Your eyes are so much bluer than the Pacific ocean and I’m totally lost at sea."
  43.  "Hi there. Cupid just called and told me to tell you to please give me my heart back."
  44.  "I hope you’ve got a pencil because I just want to erase your past and write our future together."
  45. "I would totally let you take me to brunch tomorrow"
  46. "So tell me…are your Uber rides long or short?"
  47. "That’s a really nice package. Can I help you unwrap it?" 
  48. "If you give me your name I’ll know what I should scream tonight."
  49.  "Wow…You workout, don’t you?"
  50.  "Pass me your car keys…You’re driving me totally crazy!"
  51.  "You don’t have a ring? Someone should already have snatched you up."
  52. "This is so us. Me doing all the talking. You sitting there looking all cute."
  53. "Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved at the last minute."
  54. "We're a considerable distance apart, but I'm pretty sure we could still find a dingy old bar somewhere between us to watch old people get drunk off their pensions. Deal?"
  55. "Let’s cut this bullshit and just meet for a drink?"
  56.  "Ayy are you a bank loan?
      Cause you get my interest"
  57. "My friends would be jealous if you went out with me."
  58. "How do you pronounce your phone number?" 
  59. "My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"
  60. "Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?"
  61. "I’m bad at this, so I’m going to buck the Tinder trend and let you make the first move, if that’s okay."
  62. "Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?"
  63. "So I see you like The West Wing. Do you identify more with Josh or Toby?"
  64. "Love the photo of you in Venice—what was the best restaurant you went to there?"
  65. "Hawaiian or pepperoni?"
  66. "My dad told me life is just like a deck of cards, which means you’ve got to be the queen of hearts. "
  67. "I need to tell you that from the moment I saw you I looked for a signature, because any masterpiece always has one."
  68. "Please excuse me…I’m creating an easy on the finest things in life, and I was wondering if you had a few minutes for me to interview you."
  69.  "Hi…Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are the clearest blue just like the ocean? Cuz I an see right into your heart and soul."
  70.  "I must confess, I wish I was one of your teardrops so I could be in your eyes, slip down your cheek, and lie still on your lips."
  71. "Red velvet or cheesecake?"
  72. "Hey, what have you been up to today? I just saved a baby duck from drowning."
  73. "I’m told girls love seeing pictures of baby animals? (insert picture of a puppy here)"
  74. "Let’s cut this bullshit and just meet for a drink?"
  75. "Hey. So when our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?"
  76. "On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need."
  77. "You’ve just won a free trip to anywhere in the world! (Not from me, it’s coming in the mail.) The catch is you have to leave tomorrow. Where are you headed?"
  78. "Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest."
  79. "I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app."
  80. "If I had a rose for each thought I had of you I would never ever want to leave my garden."
  81. "Soon there will be married couples whose how-we-met story is “we both swiped right, and then he asked me to marry him.” I’m not gonna ask, but it’s tempting."
  82. "On a scale of 1 to “Hey you in the bushes!” how creepy have your interactions on Tinder been so far?"
  83. "So happy I'm wearing gloves because you're way too hot to handle"
  84. "Hey you....yes you I'm trying to chap with you"
  85. "Give me your number now"
  86. "I know I am not an organ donor but I am happy to give you my heart"
  87. "Holy cow your eyes look just like the falling stars"
  88. "Hope you like cheesy pickup lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple."
  89. "Your natural beauty radiates from my phone. I just got an instant tan from your glow. BRB applying aloe vera."
  90. "I just lost my favourite teddy bear, can i sleep with you?"
  91. "I would love to offer you a cigarette but seriously you're smoking hot"
  92. "I am thinking you're a robber because you stole my heart"
  93. "I feel like you're premium coffee, bold, tall and strong"
  94. "Hey, how was your weekend?"
  95. "I would totally let you take me to brunch tomorrow."
  96. "This is so us. Me doing all the talking. You sitting there looking all cute."
  97. "Do you believe in love at first swipe"
  98. "If I was in charge of rewriting the alphabet, I’d make sure U and I were right beside each other."
  99. "I know someone that’s totally into you and if I wasn’t so shy I’d tell you who she was."
  100. "You can kiss me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure your name is…Robert?"
  101. "I’m sad cuz I lost my teddy bear. Can I please sleep with you tonight?" 
  102. "Tell me, did the police arrest you a little earlier? It’s gotta be illegal for"

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines

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