9 Dec 2018

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines

Tinder is the hottest dating/ hookup app of the decade. People obviously want swipe rights and matches. Here, I have a collection of the most sultry yet hilarious tinder pick up lines. These 100% work each time. They're guaranteed to get you a date. They'll get you a boo. Try them right now, this is your time to score yourself a girlfriend/ boyfriend. The app has been a great help to all the single people out there but this site is here to help you mingle with them single people out there, use these great pick up lines and tell us your story in the comments down below and inspire other people to use these and get committed.

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines






Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines


Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
  • Hey girl Are you autistic? Because your special to me.
  • Are you a school property? because I wanna shoot kids all over you
  • Americans use the QWERTY keyboard and the french use AZERTY, but you should use the URAQT one
  • let me tie those shoes... I'm not letting you fall for anyone else.
  • Did you just come out of the furnace? Because you’re hot
  • Are you my blanket? because I wanna smuggle up inside you
  • Can I be your pet dog? because you make my tail wag and i wanna lick you up
  • Are you my phone? ‘Cause I’m addicted to you / ‘Cause I check on you 24/7
  • Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’ but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
  • If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the energy”.
  • Do you believe in love at first swipe?
  • If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.
  • I just wanna let you know how wonderful you are and was questioning if you could buy me a drink?
  • You’d be so much more attractive if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
  • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
  • I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
  • You are approximately as hot as my mother.
  • We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
  • Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • A MATCH, I NEVER GET MATCHES, HOW ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU FROM, DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL MY FRIENDS, I’VE ALREADY TOLD MY PARENTS, I WANT YOU TO MEET THEM THIS WEEKEND.
  • It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (And I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
  • Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
  • Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little hungry when you looked at me.
    I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
  • Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?
  • I can’t wait to introduce you to my mom
  • I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
  • Do you like ranch dressing?
  • Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
  • Your beauty blinded me; I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  • I want to fax you up.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
  • What do girls and noodles have in common?
  • Looks like there was a hit and you sunk my battleship
  • Are you into dragons?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes. They seem to be stuck on you!
  • Nothing fixes a bad day, like seeing a pretty girl smile. Will you smile for me?
  • Are you ready to talk, gorgeous? I can only take so much flirting from a distance.
  • I’m curious: what does an angel put on her resume?
  • Today is your lucky day. I’m going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
  • Who says men don’t ask for directions? Because I need help; I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I’m a wooden stick. Looks like we’re a match!
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
  • Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
  • Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack. Saved at the last minute!
  • Your natural beauty radiates from my iPhone. I instantly acquired a tan from the warm heavenly glow. Brb, applying aloe vera.
  • Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?
  • I hope you don’t mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
  • Hi, who’s your friend?
  • You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
  • Abcdefghuijclmnopqrstvwxyz I put U and I together because there's no real reason the alphabet should be arranged the way it is.
  • knock knock who's there? jordyn jordyn who? jordyn-ner will be with me tonight at 7pm at Applebee's. 🤷‍♂️
  • Are u a magician? because when i look at you everyone else disappears
  • You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  • Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
  • Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
  • Listen, I know this profile is fake but can I get the name of the model you used so I can look her up for later tonight?
  • You know how subway had $5 footlongs? Well I have something you can get for about tree fiddy.
  • I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
  • I’d like to see what’s under your Kuiper Belt.
  • Are you calcium? Because you sure make my bone hard
  • My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn’t that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren’t you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
  • I’m going to spread you like butter
  • Are you food? Cause I want to vore you.
  • If you were a tree you'd be an aspen Cuz aspen all night thinking about you
  • Drugs are cool But have you tried anal?

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Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines

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